Srâne portier (Doorkeeper Thrull) - Magic the Gathering

Srâne portier
(Doorkeeper Thrull)

Srâne portier
(Doorkeeper Thrull)

Delney, vigie débrouillarde
Vigile de quartier
 Ivan Shavrin
6.9 €
Acheter sur Magic Corporation
Nom :
Srâne portier
Coût :
CCM : 2

Type / sous-type : Créature : srâne
Rareté :
Rare

Texte :
Flash
Vol
Les artefacts et les créatures qui arrivent sur le champ de bataille ne provoquent pas le déclenchement des capacités.
D'AUCUNE AIDE. A RÉPONDU AUX QUESTIONS DANS UN MÉLANGE DE CRACHATS ET DE BAVE.

Texte Oracle | Texte VO

Force / Endurance: 1/2

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Edition

Meurtres au Manoir Karlov #338 09/02/2024

Autre(s) édition(s)

Meurtres au Manoir Karlov #13 09/02/2024

Autorisations en tournois

Vintage
 
Legacy
 
Modern
 
Pionner
 
Standard
 
Commander
 
Duel Commander
 
Pauper

Couleur

Identité couleur

Liens externes
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Le Dark Mogwaï

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Hahahahahahahahaha,
Feel good,
Feel good,
Feel good,
Feel good,
Feel good,
Feel good,
Feel good,
Feel good,
Feel good.........

The pro tour's breaking down on a player's back.
Newbies have to concede 'cause they don't know wack.
So you all fill your mana pools. It's appealing to see.
You won't side in your decks, 'cos you're bad and free.
You've got a new deck and it's instant loss.
A match you never win, whatever the cost.
And all you wanna do is to win a game.
A dream, you'll have to kiss, because your way to lame, yes.

Drawing, drawing for a land.
Turns forever, none in hand
Take it all in on your face,
Game is sticky, falling down,
Play forever, Game ain't free,
Turns forever, you 'gainst me,
Drawing, drawing for a land.
Is any of them in?

Making gaps these hazmats, small cats,
Beating them like Timmy brats,
Lay these newbies at the play,
It's my favorite display,
Great, I'm going up higher this year,
Noob reppin' is easier this year,
Watch me as I dominate
Hahahahahahaa.
Yo, we going to go to a tournament,
Place's decadent,
With your Bant,
You're in the place,
Going to bite the dust,
Cant fight with us,
With your deck,
You kill the game,
So don't stop, get it, get it, HIT IT!
Until your jet ahead,
And watch the way I dominate,
Hahahahahhahahah!

(shake it) x4

Drawing, drawing for a land.
Turns forever, none in hand
Take it all in on your face,
Game is sticky, falling down,
Play forever, Game ain't free,
Turns forever, you 'gainst me,
Drawing, drawing for a land.
Is any of them in?

Don't stop, get it, get it,
We are your leaders in it,
Steady,
Watch me dominate,
Ahahahahahhaa,

Don't stop, get it, get it,
We are your leaders in it,
Steady,
Watch me dominate,
Ahahahahahhaa,

(shake it) x4

—Gorilla Berserkers in Les Grands Classiques du Multivers, édition collector

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