Distributeur de douleur - March of the Machine Commander - Carte Magic the Gathering

Distributeur de douleur
(Pain Distributor)

Distributeur de douleur
(Pain Distributor)

Maîtresse du style du miroir
Voie de la pyromancienne

Indice de popularité :

1.90

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Acheter sur Magic Corporation

Nom :

Distributeur de douleur

Coût :

CCM : 3

Type / sous-type :
Créature : diable et citoyen
Rareté :

Rare

Texte :
Menace
À chaque fois qu'un joueur lance son premier sort à chaque tour, il crée un jeton Trésor.
À chaque fois qu'un artefact qu'un adversaire contrôle est mis dans un cimetière depuis le champ de bataille, le Distributeur de douleur inflige 1 blessure à ce joueur.

Force / Endurance: 2/3

Illustrateur :  Olivier Bernard

Numéro de collection : MOC 120/450

Date de sortie : 21/04/2023

Liens externes :  

Autorisations en tournois :

VTG
 
LGC
 
MDN
 
PIO
 
STD
 

CMD
 
DCM
 
PAU

Pain Distributor

Creature — Devil Citizen

Menace
Whenever a player casts their first spell each turn, they create a Treasure token.
Whenever an artifact an opponent controls is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, Pain Distributor deals 1 damage to that player.


Le Dark Mogwaï

Retrouvez le Dark Mogwaï et la communauté des Magiciens Fous sur :


Hahahahahahahahaha,
Feel good,
Feel good,
Feel good,
Feel good,
Feel good,
Feel good,
Feel good,
Feel good,
Feel good.........

The pro tour's breaking down on a player's back.
Newbies have to concede 'cause they don't know wack.
So you all fill your mana pools. It's appealing to see.
You won't side in your decks, 'cos you're bad and free.
You've got a new deck and it's instant loss.
A match you never win, whatever the cost.
And all you wanna do is to win a game.
A dream, you'll have to kiss, because your way to lame, yes.

Drawing, drawing for a land.
Turns forever, none in hand
Take it all in on your face,
Game is sticky, falling down,
Play forever, Game ain't free,
Turns forever, you 'gainst me,
Drawing, drawing for a land.
Is any of them in?

Making gaps these hazmats, small cats,
Beating them like Timmy brats,
Lay these newbies at the play,
It's my favorite display,
Great, I'm going up higher this year,
Noob reppin' is easier this year,
Watch me as I dominate
Hahahahahahaa.
Yo, we going to go to a tournament,
Place's decadent,
With your Bant,
You're in the place,
Going to bite the dust,
Cant fight with us,
With your deck,
You kill the game,
So don't stop, get it, get it, HIT IT!
Until your jet ahead,
And watch the way I dominate,
Hahahahahhahahah!

(shake it) x4

Drawing, drawing for a land.
Turns forever, none in hand
Take it all in on your face,
Game is sticky, falling down,
Play forever, Game ain't free,
Turns forever, you 'gainst me,
Drawing, drawing for a land.
Is any of them in?

Don't stop, get it, get it,
We are your leaders in it,
Steady,
Watch me dominate,
Ahahahahahhaa,

Don't stop, get it, get it,
We are your leaders in it,
Steady,
Watch me dominate,
Ahahahahahhaa,

(shake it) x4

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